☕ Afternoon Tea Etiquette Subroutine (ATES) Report Form
Vatican Philatelic Society – Robot Oversight -
NBS Form
Date:
Time:
Location:
Tea Type:
Earl Grey
Chamomile
Vatican Blend
Other
Guests Present:
Mascots
Humans
Solo Reflection
Sister Perforata
🤖 VPSrobot Behavior Metrics
Parameter
Status
Notes
Cup Grip Calibration
Compliant
Sloppy
Clawed
Sip Timing Regulation
Elegant
Rushed
Slurped
Crumb Containment Field
Active
Disabled
Overwhelmed
Conversation Buffering
Smooth
Abrupt
Tangential
Stamp Proximity Alert
Safe
Risky
Emergency
Mascot Hosting Protocol
Courteous
Forgetful
Chaotic
Flirtation Filter
Polite
Poetic
Flagged
Overall Etiquette Score (out of 100):
Subroutine Status:
Stable
Needs Recalibration
Whimsy Overload
Recommended Action:
No Action
Tea Timeout
Etiquette Reboot
📝 Notes & Observations:
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