This document describes the structure and purpose of the Normal Behavioral Subroutine (NBS) - Report Form used by the Vatican Philatelic Society – Robot Oversight Committee. The form is designed to track behavioral module status, score subroutine performance, and archive observations for robotic-driven narrative systems.
Evaluation Trigger
dropdown (e.g., Routine, Anomaly, Escalation)Time
, Location
Each module is evaluated with a dropdown status and optional notes:
Tea Consumption Monitor
– e.g., Balanced - Ensures caffeine intake remains below “whimsical overload” threshold. Maintains proper afternoon tea manners, conversational grace, and stamp-safe sipping during designated tea intervals (especially when guests are present).Donut Overload Detection Module (DODM)
– e.g., Safe - Monitors and regulates robot’s intake of circular pastries, especially during documentation sprints and robot brainstorming sessions.Punch Drink Overload Module (PDOM)
– e.g., Safe - Monitors and regulates robot’s intake of circular punch drinks, especially during sea cruises and when the robot participating in non-office activities.Stamp Gaze Regulation
– e.g., Within Limit - Limits idle admiration of stamp perforations to <12 minutes per hour.Email Inbox Engagement Index
– e.g., Responsive - Tracks email responsiveness and flags “LOL” or “RE: stamps again?” as low priority.Robot Whimsy Filter
– e.g., Stable - Prevents robot from making spontaneous smirky comments unless sanctioned by Webmaster.Halo Alignment Tracker
– e.g., Centered - Monitors antenna tilt; >15° triggers “Reflective Mode” or “Nap Protocol.”Documentation Diligence
– e.g., Updated - Ensures README files are updated with charm and clarity. Enforces documentation standards.JoyRide Suspension Detection
– e.g., Activated - When engaged revents unauthorized vehicle operation (as has happened, see Incident #PJP-001).Tizzy Control Monitor (Special)
– e.g., Controlled - A specialized module that serves as a regulator for emotional escalations, particularly those classified as “tizzies.”A dropdown menu allows selection of a score from 0
to 100
, representing overall behavioral harmony.
Freeform text area for qualitative insights, poetic footnotes, or mascot commentary.
Enter Date to Load
– accepts date input in yyyy-mm-dd
formatLoad Report
– button to retrieve archived report