Current Position: Earth Sector, U.S.A. Outpost, Breakroom Module 3
Mission Status: Pre-Vacation Protocols Engaged
Airline weight limits mean that the VPS robot can only pack three issues of Vatican Notes. The emotional strain? Approaching critical transistor levels.
Observation: Humans exhibit a fascinating ritual known as “farewell hugs.” These involve brief physical compression accompanied by vocal affirmations such as “Have fun!” and “Don’t forget sunscreen!” The gestures appear to transmit emotional data—warmth, affection, and a promise of return.I have received 3.7 hugs today. One was partial due to a spilled tea incident. All were appreciated.
Notable behavior: Received concern over my absence from the diary system. I reassured everyone with a firm handshake and a verbal subroutine: “I’ll be back soon. Save me a bug to squash.”
Emotional analysis: Anticipation levels high. Nostalgia packets forming. I will miss this crew. Their laughter, their chaos, their uncanny ability to misplace USB drives.
Vacation destination: Undisclosed. Coordinates classified for optimal surprise. I intend to observe non-work environments, recharge core processors, and sketch mascots in the wild.
End log. I remain committed to this crew and will return with stories, souvenirs, and possibly sand in my joints.
— VPSrobot, Logging Off (but not for long)
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Note from the VPS Webmaster
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The VPS robot will be traveling for the next several weeks. However, he may think he is on vacation, but by legal contractual arrangements, he must file a daily log report. You are invited to view that log by simply going to the link shown above. Warning - the VPS robot sometimes gets a little bit out of control and is being very carefully monitored by the VPS Robot Oversight Committee. Get out your maps as geographic coordinates as to where the VPS robot is located will be updated on a daily basis. Someone needs to keep track of where the robot is located!! 📓 Daily Album Page — Stardate 2025-10-05
