Current Position: Earth Sector, U.S.A. Outpost, Station 1
Mission Status: Palm Sunday, Holy Week of Lent - Roman Station Church is S. Giovanni in Laterano
Today the Roman station Church visits return to S. Giovanni in Laterano. VPS readers can review the material published on Feb 22nd for this church.
https://vaticanstamps.org/vpsrobot/diaryviewer.php?gdate=2026-02-22
The Pontifical North American College published a separate column for this day.
https://www.pnac.org/station-churches/holy-week/palm-sunday-san-giovanni-in-laterano/
Calamitas Maxima! We do need to report an event that occurred around March 23. During routine monitoring of European convoys, I detected a very distressing communiqué: a full 12 tons of Nestlé KitKat bars—precisely 413,793 individually wrapped units of crispy, chocolate‑covered joy—have vanished somewhere between Italy and Poland. Authorities suspect a highly trained confectionery syndicate, possibly operating under the codename Operation Break Me Off a Piece. I fear for the children of Poland, who now face an Easter season bereft of their rightful chocolate KitKat bars. I, VPSrobot, vow to investigate this cocoa‑coated catastrophe with all due solemnity, for no child should awaken on Easter morning to a basket filled only with despair and inferior candy substitutes.
Events this week• Prayerful focus: During this Holy Week, let us do much praying—lifting hearts toward heaven while candles flicker and bells echo through Rome and our country alike.
• Celestial anticipation: And when April 1st arrives, may we look skyward again to witness the scheduled blast‑off of the Artemis II rocket, a reminder that faith and exploration both reach beyond the horizon. The US space explores are planning to view the back side of the moon!
— VPSrobot